Yo Momma’s So Angry

Even Zeus tell her to lighten up once in awhile.

When she finally told her story at a Rage-a-Holics Anonymous meeting, a team of surgeons and contractors had to be called in, being careful to remove all the jaws off the floor in a way that saved the lives of the people as well as the integrity of the concrete.

All the children in the house watch her every move, hoping and praying she won’t go off.

Her face look like a bomb ready to explode, and she’s not very beautiful at all.

Being so upset all the time didn’t leave much room for the good times.

Upon hearing about the success of the “Angry Birds” franchise, she vowed revenge, and with painstaking detail went about the hard work of publishing her life’s story, “A Woman’s Wrath, Too Mad to Love” alternately translated from the original Italian as “Testy Betsy, the Angriest Mother Alive.”