She even gave a compliment to a sociopath.

In due time, good things came to her.

When evil dudes look at her, they just go, nah.

Sometimes she smiles to cover up her sadness.

When it came time to donate household goods, she donated her entire house.

Evil geniuses are just plain stumped, yeah stumped.

She even let an orphan adopt her.

She look like a sucker about to get hustled.

Chores, drudgery, and bad news are just like breathing to her.

When the taxman collects, she always tips.

Her biggest ambition in life is making everybody happy.

She’s always the one to eat the half eaten apples and moldy cheese.

One time she even saved the life of an axe murderer.

Every word she utters is a miracle.

She finished last, but she still felt like a champion.